Not every one of my posts is going to be serious, or even useful.  You can certainly judge that and comment on it.

I ran across an old list of computer error messages written as haiku.  ("Haiku"?  "Haikus"?  Whichever...)  They continue to amuse me.  The one I recalled was:

A crash reduces 

your expensive computer

to a simple stone.

I went back to my hard drive and found a few more I had written myself:

Is that your coding 

Or just your new aftershave? 

Something here smells bad.

So you hate Windows? 

Do not shoot the messenger 

I did not write it. 

Let me know what you think.

It is not Word's fault 

That it corrected spelling; 

Redmond is to blame. 

Empty the trash can 

With out regard for contents; 

Repent at leisure.